I'd rather watch paint dry
Fancy Lara Bingle and Brynne Edelsten being the subject of reality TV shows . Are there really people out there in square eye land who would find either of these two vacuous selfabsorbed twits interesting enough to watch with their clothes on for more than 30 seconds? Even with their clothes off 30 seconds would be more than enough to satisfy my curiousity and to allow me to claim them as a "trophy perv" . Other than have sex on screen with multiple partners (perhaps even each other) what could they possibly do to entertain even the most undemanding audience , and as far as I know that is not yet considered suitable for general viewing ? Even then I doubt they could distract me from my latest James Patterson (and 17 co-writers) novel for more than say 10 minutes- OK 12 at most and only if there is plenty of baby oil.